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Funny Time: A Talking Dog
A man claimed that his dog could talk. Skeptical, a group of curious friends gathered to see this phenomenon.
The man addressed his dog, "Rover, what's on top of a house?"
"Bark!" replied Rover.
The man continued, "What does sandpaper feel like?"
"Ruff!" responded Rover.
Amazed, the friends asked questions, and Rover answered each with different barks.
One friend, still doubtful, asked, "Okay, what's the square root of 16?"
Rover looked puzzled, and the man quickly intervened, "He's good, but not THAT good. He's just a talking dog, not a mathematician!"