A man was sentenced to prison in the year 20xx and found himself quite bored while incarcerated. One day, to his amazement, he discovered that an ant in his cell seemed to understand him. So, he began training it. Over the years, this ant learned to do incredible tricks, including handstands and somersaults, much to the man's delight.
Finally, when he was released from prison, his first stop was a local bar, eager to show off his miraculous ant. He ordered a beer from the bartender and placed the ant on the table, saying, "Look at this ant..."
The bartender, without hesitation, promptly squashed the ant. He then apologized, saying, "I'm sorry, let me get you a fresh beer!"