Funny Time: Smart Old Man
An old man called his son and said, "I hate to make you worry about me, but I have to tell you that your mom and I are in the process of getting a divorce!"
"Dad, what are you talking about!" My son said in surprise over the phone.
"Your mom and I are sick of each other, and I don't want to talk about it anymore! You tell your sister." With that, he hung up the phone.
The old man's son screamed to his sister in annoyance, "It's evil! Mom and Dad are getting a divorce."
So his sister immediately called his father and yelled, "Divorce is not just between the two of you, wait for my brother and I to come back tomorrow, you hear me!"
After saying this, she hung up the phone.
The old man also hung up the phone, then turned to his wife and smiled, "All right! The children will be back for the Christmas!