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Why did the vampire get a job at the juice bar?
Because he heard they had a lot of "red drinks" on the menu – he's trying to stay up with his iron intake!
It's tough being a vampire, you know? You're constantly battling that insatiable urge for red stuff. But this one particular vampire had a brilliant idea – why not work at a juice bar and get his daily iron fix in a more socially acceptable way? He's all about those beet, pomegranate, and cherry concoctions. Plus, he's become a bit of a health nut, always encouraging his fellow vampires to ditch the plasma for a more balanced diet. And let's not forget his favorite smoothie – a blend of raspberry, strawberry, and blood orange, with a dash of fear for that extra kick!