Funny Time: Store Sale
A man sees a store having a sale and walks in.
"What are you buying?" "I'd like to buy dog food." "We have a rule that you have to prove you have a dog."
"Where is there such a rule?" "That's the way it is with reduced-price items."
The man rubbed shoulders with the salesman, who still wouldn't agree to sell it to him.
Having no choice, the man had to go home and bring his dog before he could buy the dog food.
After a few days, the man went back to this store to buy cat food. "Give me two boxes of cat food."
"We have a rule that you must prove you have cats.""
It was the same salesgirl, and the man dawdled with her again, but ended up having to go home and bring his cat before he could buy the cat food.
A few days later, the man came to the store holding a large cardboard box with a hole dug in it and approached the salesgirl.
"What are you buying?" "Just stick your hand in." The salesman put his hand in, "What is it, sticky." "I want to buy two rolls of hand towels."