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Once upon a time, I decided to go on a diet that allowed me to only drink beer. I thought it was the perfect plan - after all, beer does have hops, barley, and water, right?
Days passed, and I proudly declared to my friend, "I've been on a beer-only diet!"
He looked concerned and asked, "How's that working for you?"
I replied, "Well, I've gained five pounds, but my burping game is on point!"
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