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It was the day of the annual North Pole reindeer race, and Santa's beard wanted to join in on the fun. Santa was skeptical, but he decided to give it a shot. When the race began, the beard sprouted tiny legs and started running alongside the reindeer. To everyone's surprise, Santa's beard was neck and neck with Rudolph.
As they approached the finish line, Santa's beard crossed it first! Santa couldn't believe his eyes. He asked his beard, "How did you do that?"
The beard replied, "Well, Santa, it's all about conditioning, just like you taught me. I've been training with milk and cookies, and I guess it paid off!"
And that's how Santa's beard became the North Pole's undefeated reindeer race champion.
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