Zac C.

I used to work in an orange juice factory, until I got canned. Yeah, they put the squeeze on me, said I couldn't concentrate. You know, same old boring rind over and over again. I used to be a lumberjack, but I just couldn't hack it, so they gave me the axe. I tried to be a tailor, but I just wasn't suited for it. It was a sew-sew job. I used to work in a muffler factory, until I got exhausted. I wanted to be a barber, but I just couldn't cut it. I wanted to be a chef, figured it would add a little spice to my life, but I just didn't have the thyme. I used to be a deli worker, but I couldn't cut the mustard. I used to be a musician, but I wasn't noteworthy. I used to be a math teacher until I found out I had no class. I used to be a doctor, but I didn't have the patience.

funniness: 5.82

rating: G