Funny.com. Work in progress... In the meantime, here are 10 random funny stuff for you:

Tyce F.

Consider this ... and remember that it is all completely true. Abraham Lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846. John F. Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1946. Abraham Lincoln was elected President in 1860. John F. Kennedy was elected President in 1960. The names Lincoln and Kennedy each contain seven letters. Both were particularly concerned with civil rights. Both wives lost their children while living in the White House. Both Presidents were shot on a Friday. Both were shot in the head. Lincoln's secretary was named Kennedy. Kennedy's secretary was named Lincoln. Both were assassinated by Southerners. Both were succeeded by Southerners. Both successors were named Johnson. Andrew Johnson, who succeeded Lincoln, was born in 1808. Lyndon Johnson, who succeeded Kennedy, was born in 1908. John Wilkes Booth, who assassinated Lincoln, was born in 1839. Lee Harvey Oswald, who assassinated Kennedy, was born in 1939. Both assassins were known by their three names. Both names comprise fifteen letters. Booth ran from the theatre and was caught in a warehouse. Oswald ran from a warehouse and was caught in a theatre. Booth and Oswald were both assassinated before their trials. HERE'S THE KICKER: A week before Lincoln was shot, he was in Monroe, Maryland. A week before Kennedy was shot, he was with Marilyn Monroe....

funniness: 8.06

rating: PG

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Bobby B.

I'm not reading that fucking sign.

I'm still not reading that fucking sign.

funniness: 8.63

rating: PG-13

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Moe R.

funniness: 8.29

rating: PG

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Moe R.

funniness: 9.40

rating: PG-13

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Kelly H.

Three men are on a trip to Saudi Arabia. On their way they stumble into a tent filled with 100 beautiful women. They started getting friendly with the women, when suddenly, the master of the women came in. "I am the master of all these women. You three shall pay for what you have done. You will be punished in a way corresponding to you jobs." He turns to the first man and asks what he does for a living. The man tells him, "I'm a cop." "Then we will shoot your penis off." He turns to the next man and asks him the same question. He tells the sheik that he is a fireman, and they burn his penis off. Finally, the sheik looks at the last man and says, "And you?" The man looks at him with a sly grin and tells the sheik, "I'm a lollypop salesman."

funniness: 8.61

rating: R

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Moe R.

funniness: 9.32

rating: G

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bart30 a.

funniness: 9.18

rating: R

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Eric P.

funniness: 8.63

rating: PG

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Julie J.

funniness: 8.44

rating: PG

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Moe R.

funniness: 9.35

rating: G

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