Funny.com. Work in progress... In the meantime, here are 10 random funny stuff for you:

olivia h.

A lady went to a doctor asking for help with her sex life. "Why don't you just give your husband a viagra?" asked the doctor. "He wont even take an asprin. He hates pills." "Just put it in his coffee he will never know. Come back in a week and tell me how things went." The next week, she came back and she was not happy. "Was the sex not good?" asked the doctor. "No it was the best sex I've ever had! I put it in his coffee like you said. He had one sip then he got this look of fire in his eyes. He pushed everything off the table and made love to me right there on the table!" "Well, what's wrong then?" asked the doctor. "I'll never be able to show my face in Starbucks again!"

funniness: 9.41

rating: PG-13

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scott s.

there was this couple that was having trouble with their sex life so they go to the doctor looking for help. the doctor examines both of them for a while and comes back and say, "I think I can help you, tonight when you go to the store pick up some donuts and grapes." he turns to the man and says "take the grapes and try rolling them into her pussy until you get one in and then fish them out with your tongue." he turns to the woman and says "take the donuts and throw them at your husbands dick until you make one, then eat it off." so they go home and try this and have the best sex of their life. they're at a party talking with some friends about this amazing doctor who saved their marriage. hearing this a couple goes to the doctor, explains their situation and so the doctor runs tests to see if he can help. he returns and says "I'm sorry, but I cannot help you." the man pleads with the doctor "please doc you gotta help us, our sex life sucks, and this may save our marriage." after a while of begging the doctor finally gives in "Ok, when you go to the store tonight pick up some apples, and cheerios."

funniness: 8.41

rating: R

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Moe R.

funniness: 8.19

rating: PG

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Adrian M.

Too true

funniness: 8.29

rating: G

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Moe R.

I, the Penis hereby request a pay raise for the following reasons: I do physical labour I work at great depths I plunge headfirst into everything I do I do not get weekends or public holidays off. I work in a damp environment. I work in a damp place with poor ventilation. I work in high temperatures. My work exposes me to contageous diseases. sincerely.... P.Ness the response: Dear P. Ness After asssessing your request and considering the arguments you have raised the administration rejects your request for the following reasons: You do not work 8 hours straight. You fall asleep after brief work periods. You do not always follow orders from management. You do not stay in your designated area and are often seen visiting other locations. You do not take the initiative- You need to be pressured and stimulated in order to start working. You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift. You don't always observe necessary safety regulations, such as wearing protective clothing. You will be retiring well before you are 65. You are unable to work double shifts. You sometimes leave your designated work area before you have completed your task. And if that were not all, you've been seen constantly entering and exiting the workplace carrying two suspicious- looking bags. Sincerely yours.....V.Gina

funniness: 8.98

rating: R

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Erin H.

Young Chuck moved to Montana and bought a horse from a farmer for $100.00. The farmer agreed to deliver the horse the next day. The next Day he drove up and said, "Sorry, Son, but I have some bad news, The horse died." Chuck replied, "Well, then just give me my money back." The farmer said, "Can't do that. I went and spent it already." Chuck said, "Ok, then, just bring me the dead horse." The farmer asked, "What ya gonna do with him?" Chuck said, "I'm going to raffle him off." The farmer said, "You can't raffle off a dead horse!" Chuck said, "Sure I can. Watch me. I just won't tell anybody he's dead." A month later, the farmer met up with Chuck and asked, "What happened With that dead horse?" Chuck said, "I raffled him off. I sold 500 tickets at two dollars a Piece and made a net profit of $898.00." The farmer said, "Didn't anyone complain?" Chuck said, "Just the guy who won. So I gave him his two dollars back." Chuck grew up and now works for the government.

funniness: 8.91

rating: PG

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bart30 a.

funniness: 9.03

rating: PG-13

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pvlk k.

this is just.......priceless

funniness: 9.70

rating: PG-13

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pvlk k.

he can wait like 50 years and sell it for a good price as an antique

funniness: 8.44

rating: PG

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Moe R.

funniness: 8.00

rating: PG

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