Funny.com. Work in progress... In the meantime, here are 10 random funny stuff for you:

Romi S.

A lady walked into a drugstore and told the pharmacist she needed some cyanide right away. The pharmacist naturally was concerned by such a request and asked, "Why in the world do you need cyanide?" The lady then explained that she needed it to poison her husband. The pharmacist's eyes got big and he said, "I can't give you cyanide to kill your husband! That's against the law! I'll lose my license. They'll throw both of us in jail and all kinds of bad things will happen! Absolutely not! You cannot have any cyanide!" The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband in bed with the pharmacist's wife. The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied, "Well, now. You didn't tell me you had a prescription."

funniness: 9.40

rating: PG-13

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Moe R.

A little old lady answered a knock on the door one day, only to be confronted by a well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner. "Good morning, " said the young man. "If I could take a couple of minutes of your time, I would like to demonstrate the very latest in high-powered vacuum cleaners." "Go away!" said the old lady. "I haven't got any money!" and she proceeded to close the door. Quick as a flash, the young man wedged his foot in the door and pushed wide open. "Don't be too hasty!" he said. "Not until! you have at least seen my demonstration." And with that, he emptied a bucket of horse manure onto her hallway carpet. "If this vacuum cleaner does not remove all traces of this horse manure from your carpet, Madam, I will personally eat the remainder." The old lady stepped back and said, "Well I hope you've got a darned good appetite, because they cut off my electricity this morning."

funniness: 8.38

rating: G

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Moe R.

The silent fart An elderly couple was attending church services, about halfway through she leans over and says to her husband, " I just let out a silent fart what do you think I should do?" He replies " Put a new battery in your hearing aid."

funniness: 8.44

rating: G

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Darcy W.

funniness: 9.55

rating: PG

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Vasiliy O.

And the news room goes silent......

funniness: 9.22

rating: PG

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Moe R.

funniness: 8.65

rating: G

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Moe R.

funniness: 8.67

rating: PG

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Moe R.

funniness: 9.42

rating: PG

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Pee Humor ..

funniness: 9.78

rating: PG

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Moe R.

funniness: 9.15

rating: PG

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