Funny.com. Work in progress... In the meantime, here are 10 random funny stuff for you:

Green B.

Everyone knows that if you are going to operate a business in today?s world you need a domain name. It is advisable to look at the domain name selected as other see it and not just as you think it looks. Failure to do this may result in situations such as the following (legitimate) companies who deal in everyday humdrum products and services but clearly didn?t give their domain names enough consideration: 1. A site called ?Who Represents? where you can find the name of the agent that represents a celebrity. Their domain name? wait for it? is www.whorepresents.com 2. Experts Exchange, a knowledge base where programmers can exchange advice and views at www.expertsexchange.com 3. Looking for a pen? Look no further than Pen Island at www.penisland.net 4. Need a therapist? Try Therapist Finder at www.therapistfinder.com 5. Then of course, there?s the Italian Power Generator company? www.powergenitalia.com 6. And now, we have the Mole Station Native Nursery, based in New South Wales: www.molestationnursery.com 7. If you?re looking for computer software, there?s always www.ipanywhere.com 8. Welcome to the First Cumming Methodist Church. Their website is www.cummingfirst.com 9. Then, of course, there?s these brainless art designers, and their whacky website: www.speedofart.com 10. Want to holiday in Lake Tahoe? Try their brochure website at www.gotahoe.com Found it here: http://independentsources.com/2006/07/12/worst-company-urls/

funniness: 8.22

rating: PG

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Moe R.

Crack Found on Governor's Daughter [Imagine that!] Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says [No, really?] Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers [Now that's taking things a bit far!] Is There a Ring of Debris around Uranus? [Not if I wipe thoroughly!] Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over [What a guy!] Miners Refuse to Work after Death [No-good-for-nothing' lazy so-and-so!] Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant [See if that works any better than a fair trial!] War Dims Hope for Peace [I can see where it might have that effect!] If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile [You think?] Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures [Who would have thought!] Enfield ( London ) Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide [They may be on to something!] Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges [You mean there's something stronger than duct tape?] Man Struck By Lightning: Faces Battery Charge [he probably IS the battery charge!] New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group [Weren't they fat enough?!] Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft [That's what he gets for eating those beans!] Kids Make Nutritious Snacks [Taste like chicken?] Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half [Chainsaw Massacre all over again!] Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors [Boy, are they tall!] And the winner is.... Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead

funniness: 9.32

rating: PG

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Moe R.

funniness: 8.66

rating: PG-13

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allan g.

One night a man picked-up a hooker and their experience went as follows: Man: "How much for a hand job?" Hooker: "$100" Man: "WOW! That expensive?!?" Hooker: "See that Benz over there? I got that for giving hand jobs." Man: "Woah! It must be a hell of a hand job! OK! let's have it then." After a few minutes... Man: "That was GREAT! How much for a blow job?" Hooker: "$500" Man: "WOW! That expensive?!?" Hooker: "See that building over there? I got that for giving blow jobs" Man: "Woah! It must be a hell of a blow job! OK! let's have it then." After a few minutes... Man: "That was FANTASTIC! How much for the pussy?" Hooker: "See that bridge over there?" Man: "Woah! You got that from giving pleasure with your pussy?" Hooker: "No. But if I had one i'd definitely be owning that bridge."

funniness: 9.23

rating: R

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Moe R.

funniness: 9.79

rating: PG-13

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Moe R.

Mom in denial!

funniness: 9.27

rating: PG-13

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Moe R.

Good Old Mail System

funniness: 8.59

rating: G

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Moe R.

funniness: 9.72

rating: R

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Moe R.

funniness: 9.45

rating: PG

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Moe R.

funniness: 9.14

rating: PG

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