Funny.com. Work in progress... In the meantime, here are 10 random funny stuff for you:

Larry H.

A nun, badly needing to use the restroom, walked into a local Hooters restaurant. The place was hopping with music and loud conversation and every once in a while the lights would turn off. Each time the lights would go out, the place would erupt into cheers. However, when the revelers saw the nun, the room went dead silent. She walked up to the bartender, and asked, "May I please use the restroom?" The bartender replied, "OK, but I should warn you that there is a statue of a naked man in there wearing only a fig leaf." "Well, in that case, I'll just look the other way," said the nun. So, the bartender showed the nun to the back of the restaurant. After a few minutes, she came back out, and the whole place stopped just long enough to give the nun a loud round of applause. She went to the bartender and said, "Sir, I don't understand. Why did they applaud for me just because I went to the restroom?" "Well, now they know you're one of us," said the bartender. "Would you like a drink?" "But, I still don't understand," said the puzzled nun. "You see," laughed the bartender, "every time someone lifts the fig leaf on the statue, the lights go out.?

funniness: 8.18

rating: PG

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Dylan S.

All the parts of the body were having a meeting over who would be the boss. The Brain said, "I should be the boss because I control everything." The Legs stepped in and said, "We should be the boss, because were get the body everywhere." The Eyes said, "We control the most important sense: sight. We should be the boss." The body parts argued for a long time over who would be in control until the ass hole stepped in and applied for the job. All the other body parts laughed and made jokes about the ass hole. The ass hole got so mad that he closed up. For weeks he didn't open up and the other body parts started to slow down: The Eyes went blind, the Legs stoppped running, and the Brain couldn't think straight. Finally, they decided to let the ass hole be the boss The moral of the story IS: you don't need to be a brain to be the boss, just be an Ass Hole.

funniness: 8.11

rating: PG-13

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Moe R.

funniness: 8.03

rating: G

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Moe R.

funniness: 8.69

rating: PG-13

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Vasiliy O.

funniness: 8.31

rating: PG

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pvlk k.

You can tell what that baby's gonna be when it grows up

funniness: 9.37

rating: PG

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Moe R.

funniness: 8.84

rating: G

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Idhfvi I.

The boy just takes the girlfriend back to her home after being out together, and when they reach the front door he leans with one hand on the wall and says to her, "Sweetie, why don't you give me a blowjob?" "What ? You're crazy???!!!" "Don't worry, it will be quick, no problem." "No!! Someone may see; a relative, a neighbor..." "At this time of the night no one will show up.." "I've already said NO, and NO!" "Honey, it's just a small blowie... I know you like it too.." "NO!!! I've said NO!!!" "My love.. don't be like that.." At this moment the younger sister shows up at the door in nightgown with her hair totally in disorder, rubbing her eyes and says. "Dad says either you have to blow him, I have to blow him, or he will come down and give the guy a blowjob himself, but for God's sake to tell your boyfriend to take his hand off the intercom!"

funniness: 9.65

rating: PG-13

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Moe R.

funniness: 9.15

rating: PG-13

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Moe R.

funniness: 10.00

rating: PG-13

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