Funny.com. Work in progress... In the meantime, here are 10 random funny stuff for you:

jenny m.

Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss But I only slept with you, because I was pissed. I thought that I could love no other Until, that is, I met your brother. Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you. But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's empty and so is your head. Of loving beauty you float with grace If only you could hide your face. Kind, intelligent, loving and hot; This describes everything you are not. I want to feel your sweet embrace But don't take that paper bag off of your face. I love your smile, your face, and your eyes Damn, I'm good at telling lies! My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife: Marrying you screwed up my life. I see your face when I am dreaming. That's why I always wake up screaming. My love, you take my breath away. What have you stepped in to smell this way? My feelings for you no words can tell, Except for maybe "go to hell". What inspired this amorous rhyme? Two parts vodka, one part lime

funniness: 8.51

rating: PG

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eric h.

A guy goes into the U.S. Post Office to apply for a job. The interviewer asks him, "Have you been in the service?" "Yes," he says. "I was in Vietnam for three years." The interviewer says, "That will give you extra points toward employment" and then asks, "Are you disabled in any way?" The guy says, "Yes 100%...a mortar round exploded near me and blew my testicles off." The interviewer tells the guy, "OK. I can hire you right now. The hours are from 8:00 A.M. to 4:00 P.M. You can start tomorrow. Come in at 10:00 A.M." The guy is puzzled and says, "If the hours are from 8:00 A.M. to 4:00 P.M. then why do you want me to come in at 10:00 A.M.?" "This is a government job," the interviewer says. "For the first two hours we stand around scratching our balls. No point in you coming in for that."

funniness: 8.37

rating: PG

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Jeff L.

funniness: 8.83

rating: G

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Moe R.

funniness: 9.05

rating: G

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F W.

funniness: 8.84

rating: G

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Moe R.

See if you can find who is NOT feeling well.

funniness: 8.80

rating: PG

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Moe R.

funniness: 8.18

rating: PG

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Moe R.

funniness: 9.24

rating: PG-13

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Moe R.

funniness: 8.40

rating: G

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Tamal G.

funniness: 8.76

rating: PG-13

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