Funny.com. Work in progress... In the meantime, here are 10 random funny stuff for you:

Daniel C.

A guy is in a queue at the supermarket when he notices that the rather dishy blonde behind him has just raised her hand and smiled hello to him. He is rather taken aback that such a looker would be waving to him, and, although familiar, he can't place where he might know her from, so he says "sorry, do you know me?" She replies " I may be mistaken, but I thought you might be the father of one of my children". His mind shoots back to the one and only time he had been unfaithful. "Christ" he says. "Are you that stripogram on my stag night that I shagged on the snooker table in front of all my mates whilst your mate whipped me with some wet celery and stuck a cucumber up my arse? "No" she replies, "I'm your son's English teacher."

funniness: 8.32

rating: R

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scott s.

there was this couple that was having trouble with their sex life so they go to the doctor looking for help. the doctor examines both of them for a while and comes back and say, "I think I can help you, tonight when you go to the store pick up some donuts and grapes." he turns to the man and says "take the grapes and try rolling them into her pussy until you get one in and then fish them out with your tongue." he turns to the woman and says "take the donuts and throw them at your husbands dick until you make one, then eat it off." so they go home and try this and have the best sex of their life. they're at a party talking with some friends about this amazing doctor who saved their marriage. hearing this a couple goes to the doctor, explains their situation and so the doctor runs tests to see if he can help. he returns and says "I'm sorry, but I cannot help you." the man pleads with the doctor "please doc you gotta help us, our sex life sucks, and this may save our marriage." after a while of begging the doctor finally gives in "Ok, when you go to the store tonight pick up some apples, and cheerios."

funniness: 8.41

rating: R

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Sasha Z.

George W. Bush was visiting an elementary school, and the 4th grade class he sat through began a discussion related to words and their meanings. The teacher asked the President if he would like to lead the class in a discussion of the word ?tragedy.? So, George W. asked the class for an example of a tragedy. One boy stood up and said, ?If my best friend who lives next door is playing in the street and a car comes along and runs him over, that would be a tragedy.? ?No,? said Bush, ?that would be an accident.? A girl raised her hand and said, ?If a school bus carrying 50 children drove off a cliff, killing everyone on board, that would be a tragedy.? ?I?m afraid not,? the President said. ?That?s what we would call a Great Loss.? The room went silent. No other children volunteered. President Bush searched the room and asked, ?Isn?t there someone here who can give me an example of a tragedy?? Finally, way in the back of the room, Johnny raised his hand, and in a quiet voice, he said, ?If Air Force One, carrying Mr. and Mrs. Bush, was struck by a missile and blown up to smithereens, THAT would be a tragedy.? ?That?s right! And can you tell me WHY that would be a tragedy?? asked the President. ?Well,? Johnny said, ?because it wouldn?t be an accident and it sure as hell wouldn?t be a Great Loss??

funniness: 8.19

rating: G

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Moe R.

funniness: 8.52

rating: G

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Moe R.

funniness: 8.36

rating: PG-13

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Moe R.

funniness: 8.82

rating: PG

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lochard d.

funniness: 8.43

rating: PG

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Klanes L.

funniness: 9.70

rating: PG

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Moe R.

funniness: 8.76

rating: PG

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Moe R.

funniness: 9.94

rating: PG-13

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