Funny.com. Work in progress... In the meantime, here are 10 random funny stuff for you:

Kevin M.

Three men were discussing aging at the nursing home. "Sixty is the worst age to be," said the 60-year-old. You always feel like you have to pee. And most of the time, you stand at the toilet and nothing comes out!" "Ah, that's nothin'," said the 70-year-old. "When you're seventy, you can't even crap anymore. You take laxatives, eat bran, you sit on the toilet all day and nothin' comes out!" "Actually," said the 80-year-old, "Eighty is the worst age of all." "Do you have trouble peeing too?" asked the 60-year- old. "No, not really. I pee every morning at 6:00. I pee like a racehorse on a flat rock; no problem at all." "Do you have trouble crapping?" "No, I crap every morning at 6:30." With great exasperation, the 60-year-old said, "Let me get this straight. You pee every morning at 6:00 and crap every morning at 6:30. So what's so tough about being 80?" "I don't wake up until 7:00."

funniness: 8.35

rating: PG

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Stephanie G.

1. It is possible to outrun a water balloon, but not a Super-Soaker. 2. A Koosh Ball will explode in the microwave. 3. Never tease your little sister if there is a hockey stick within arms reach. 4. If someone is power-washing a wooden post fence, dont stand behind it. 5. Do not stick your finger in a Light Bright socket. 6. Bunnies do not appreciate being dressed up and walked around in a baby stroller. 7. If you're floating in a pool in an inner tube, it is very easy to flip yourself over so your head is underwater and your feet are flailing in the air, but it is very difficult to flip back over. 8. If you're involved in the creating of a whirlpool, and you are not tall enough to reach the bottom; hold on to someone who is. 9. Do not stick your finger in a bug zapper. 10. Do not convince your little sister to stick her finger in a bug zapper if your mother is within hearing range. 11. On second thought, just stay away from bug zappers. 12. Puppies do not like trampolines. 13. Do not eat before volunteering yourself to be rolled down a hill in a trash barrel. 14. Spiders do not like baths. 15. Goldfish do not like being pet, held, or taken for walks. 16. Chickens do not like being taken for walks. 17. If you try to put a collar and leash on a chicken and take them for a walk, odds are you will be pecked. 18. Dont tell your mother "exactly" why the chicken pecked you. 19. The ice cream truck and the mail truck look very similar, be sure you know which one is coming before you run out in the street waving a dollar in your hand. 20. The mailman doesn?t like it when you run out in the middle of the street waving a dollar in your hand screaming for a snow cone. 21. If you ride a Barbie Jeep in the middle of your street, cars behind you will get mad. 22. Never "ice skate" in your socks on the kitchen floor when your mother is trying to get dinner on the table.

funniness: 8.42

rating: G

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jorge s.

A SPY

A SPY

funniness: 8.18

rating: G

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Nonya B.

Attending a wedding for the first time, a little girl whispered to her mother, "Why is the bride dressed in white?" "Because white is the color of happiness, and today is the happiest day of her life." The child thought about this for a moment then said, "So why the groom wearing black?" A little girl, dressed in her Sunday best, was running as fast as she could, trying not to be late for Bible class. As she ran she prayed, "Dear Lord, please don't let me be late! Dear Lord, please don't let me be late!" While she was running and praying, she tripped on a curb and fell, getting her clothes dirty and tearing her dress. She got up, brushed herself off, and started running again! As she ran she once again began to pray "Dear Lord, please don't let me be late...But please don't shove me either!" Three boys are in the school yard bragging about their fathers. The first boy says, "My Dad scribbles a few words on a piece of paper, he calls it a poem, they give him $50." The second boy says, "That's nothing. My Dad scribbles a few words on piece of paper, he calls it a song, they give him $100." The third boy says, "I got you both beat. My Dad scribbles a few words on a piece of paper, he calls it a sermon, and it takes eight people to collect all the money!" An elderly woman died last month. Having never married, she requested no male pallbearers. In her handwritten instructions for her memorial service, she wrote, "They wouldn't take me out while I was alive, I don't want them to take me out when I'm dead." A police recruit was asked during the exam, "What would you do if you had to arrest your own mother?" He answered, "Call for backup." A Sunday School teacher asked her class why Joseph and Mary took Jesus with them to Jerusalem. A small child replied, "They couldn't get a baby-sitter." A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five and six year olds. After explaining the commandment to "Honor thy father and thy mother," she asked, "Is there a commandment that teaches us how to treat our brothers and sisters?" Without missing a beat, one little boy answered, "Thou shall not kill." At Sunday School they were teaching how God created everything, including human beings. Little Johnny seemed especially intent when they told him how Eve was created out of one of Adam's ribs. Later in the week his mother noticed him lying down as though he were ill, and she said, "Johnny, what is the matter?" Little Johnny responded, "I have pain in my side. I think I'm going to have a wife." Two boys were walking home from Sunday school after hearing a strong preaching on the devil. One said to the other, "What do you think about all this Satan stuff?" The other boy replied, "Well, you know how Santa Claus turned out. It's probably just your Dad." You don't stop laughing because you grow old. You grow old because you stop laughing! Take heed and pass these along to people who need a laugh.

Cute... =)

funniness: 8.47

rating: G

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Alex C.

funniness: 8.35

rating: PG

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L L.

funniness: 9.65

rating: G

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Abraham R.

"A wild George Bush appeared" . . . "Pokeball! GO!!"

funniness: 8.62

rating: G

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Vasiliy O.

funniness: 8.15

rating: PG

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Moe R.

funniness: 8.13

rating: PG

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Tamal G.

funniness: 8.76

rating: PG-13

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