Funny.com. Work in progress... In the meantime, here are 10 random funny stuff for you:

Virginia M.

Poor Ole Bob Bob works hard at the plant and spends two nights each week bowling and plays golf every Saturday. His wife thinks he's pushing himself too hard, so for his birthday she takes him to the local strip club for some fun. The doorman greets them and says "Hey Bob, how ya doin?". Bob's wife is puzzled and asks if he's been to this club before. "Oh no" replied Bob. "He's on my bowling team". When they are seated, a waitress asks Bob if he'd like his usual and brings over a Budweiser. His wife is becoming increasingly more uncomfortable and says "How did she know you drink Budweiser?" "I recognize her, she's the waitress at the golf club and I always have a Bud at the turn honey." A stripper then come over to the table and throws her arms around Bob, starts to rub herself all over Bob and says " Hi Bobby. Want your usual table dance big boy?" Bob's wife, now furious, grabs her purse and storms out of the club. Bob follows her and spots her getting into a cab. Before she can slam the door, he jumps in beside her. Bob desperately tries to explain how the stripper must have mistaken him for someone else, but his wife is having none of it. She is screaming at him at the top of her voice calling him every four letter word in the book. The cabby turns around and says, "Geez, Bob you picked up a real bitch this time!"

funniness: 9.27

rating: PG-13

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Courtney Y.

One day in a college ornithology class, the professor was giving a test on which the students had to identify what species the bird was just by looking at it's foot. Marc was extremely fustrated because that was not what he had spent hours and hours studying for the night before and he didn't even have guesses as to what the answers could be. So he stood up, ripped up his test and yelled I QUIT! The professor said, "what do you think you are doing?" and Marc said, "this test is ridiculous, i am leaving!" "What is your name?" asked the professor. And without missing a beat, Marc put his foot up on the professor's desk, rolled his pant leg up and said to him, "YOU TELL ME!"

funniness: 8.00

rating: PG

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Moe R.

funniness: 8.76

rating: PG-13

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Moe R.

funniness: 8.13

rating: G

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pvlk k.

funniness: 8.32

rating: G

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Jack A.

funniness: 8.46

rating: PG

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L L.

funniness: 8.20

rating: PG

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Casey S.

Don't get on the wrong side of him!

funniness: 8.38

rating: PG

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abc d.

Notice the smile on number 8's face

funniness: 9.41

rating: PG-13

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Jake K.

POP!

funniness: 9.64

rating: PG-13

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