Funny.com. Work in progress... In the meantime, here are 10 random funny stuff for you:

Jasen R.

Due to his owner's negligence, a dog became lost in the deepest jungles of Africa. Wandering around, the poor dog notices a leopard hading rapidly in his direction with the intention of having lunch. Just then, the dog noticed some bones laying on the ground close by. The dog immediately settles down to chew on the bones with his back to the approaching leopard. Just as the jungle cat is about to leap, the dog loudly says, "My, that was one delicious leopard! I wonder if there are any more around here?" Hearing this, the leopard slinks away. "That was too close," thought the leopard, "that dog nearly had me." Meanwhile, a mischevious monkey had observed the entire scene, and decided to cause trouble for the dog, while getting on the good side of the leopard as well. The monkey dashed off after the leopard, to tell him what truly happened. The dog saw the monkey dash off, and suspiciously tailed him from behind. He overhears the monkey spilling the beans, and quickly decides on a course of action, racing back to the pile of bones. At the same time, the leopard has decided to take care of the dog once and for all. The monkey hops on the leopard's back, to watch the demise of the doomed dog. As the leopard approaches, he can hear the dog talking to himself: "Where's that lazy monkey? I sent him off half an hour ago for another leopard, and he's still not back!"

funniness: 8.21

rating: G

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jim b.

lol also

funniness: 9.56

rating: G

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Joe N.

An Arab was walking through the Sahara desert, desperate for water, when he saw something far off in the distance. Hoping to find water, he walked towards the image, only to find a little old Jewish man sitting at a card table with a bunch of neckties laid out on it. The Arab asked ?Please, I?m dying of thirst, can I have some water?? The man replied ?I don?t have any water, but why don?t you buy a tie? Here?s one that goes nicely with your robes.? The Arab shouted, ?I don?t want a tie, you idiot, I need water!? ?OK, don?t buy a tie. But to show you what a nice guy I am, I?ll tell you that over that hill there, about 4 miles, is a nice restaurant. Walk that way, they?ll give you all the water you want.? The Arab thanked him and walked away towards the hill and eventually disappeared. Three hours later the Arab came crawling back to where the man was sitting behind his card table. He said ?I told you, about 4 miles over that hill. Couldn?t you find it?? The Arab rasped ?I found it all right. They wouldn?t let me in without a tie.?

funniness: 8.27

rating: G

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Moe R.

*LITTLE JOHNNY STRIKES AGAIN* *Teacher asks kindergarten students what kind of medicines they know and what they are used for. * *First pupil: 'Tylenol?' * *Teacher: 'Very good! And what is it used for?' * *Pupil: 'It is used for headaches' * *Second pupil: 'Nytol Teacher'* *Teacher: 'Excellent. And what it is used for?' * *Pupil: 'To help you sleep'* *Now it is Johnny's turn and he says: 'Viagra'* *Teacher, slightly shocked: 'Johnny, What do you think is it used for?'* *Johnny: 'It can be used for diarrhea'* *Teacher: 'Who told you this?' * *Johnny: 'Nobody, but every evening my mother tells my father ...* *'Take a Viagra, maybe that little shit will get harder'*

funniness: 9.08

rating: PG-13

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Vasiliy O.

Smile John, John. Hey John!!

funniness: 8.51

rating: PG-13

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Vasiliy O.

funniness: 8.75

rating: G

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Max N.

funniness: 8.00

rating: PG

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Vasiliy O.

funniness: 8.35

rating: PG-13

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danielle b.

Wow! That guy must be scarred for life.

funniness: 9.87

rating: PG-13

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Moe R.

funniness: 10.00

rating: PG-13

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