Funny.com. Work in progress... In the meantime, here are 10 random funny stuff for you:

Frank C.

One day in the great forest a magical frog was walking down to a water hole. This forest was so big that the frog had never seen another animal in all his life. By chance today a bear was chasing after a rabbit to have for dinner. The frog called for the two to stop. The frog said, "Because you are the only two animals I have seen, I will grant you both three wishes. Bear, you go first." The bear thought for a minute, and being the male he was, said, "I wish for all the bears in this forest, besides me, to be female." For his wish, the rabbit asked for a crash helmet, and immediately put it on. The bear was amazed at the stupidity of the rabbit, wasting his wish like that. It was the bear's second turn for a wish. "Well, I wish that all the bears in the next forest were female as well." The rabbit asked for a motorcycle and immediately hopped on it and gunned the engine. The bear was shocked that the rabbit was asking for these stupid things, after all, he could have asked for money and bought the motorcycle. For the last wish the bear thought for awhile and then said, "I wish that all the bears in the world, besides me, were female." The rabbit grinned, gunned the engine, and said, "I wish that the bear was gay."

funniness: 8.07

rating: PG

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A R.

A lady goes in to take a tennis lesson, and the instructor notices she is using the wrong grip. After several failed attempts to correct her, he finally says "OK, just grip it like you do your husband's member". After that, she immediately rips a couple of top spin winners down the line. The instructor says, "Wow that's great. Now just try taking the racquet out of your mouth."

funniness: 8.21

rating: PG

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spider m.

I'm safe from identity theft, no one wants to be me. Great people in history have one thing in commom, they are all psychos. Yogurt is not now and will not ever be a substiute for ice cream. Thanksgiving is wrong, you get the day off but you have to spend it with your family. Rumor has it, that people are having children on purpose. God bless America. (But not any of those other, evil countries.) Smile, it's our only defense against gravity. The worst part about being poor is that you have to live among poor people. Behind every success story is another story about someone having that same exact idea 5 years earlier. Denial: The first step is admitting that there are no problems. If you want revenge on a married man, just call his house and and hang up every time his wife answers. The whoopie cushion is the seat of all humor. Men are free to do whatever they please, just as long as their wife okays it. We cheer Robin Hood when he steals from the rich and gives to the poor, but detest the poor when they do the same thing. In a hundred years you won't have to worry about money. It's okay to be late as long as you bring donuts. Soccer is the only game you can say- "We killed em' 2-0." Arguements between your spouse and you rarely end with whatever. Never, under any circumstance, not even once in a while, is it okay to wear socks with sandals. The two cruelest words ever linked together, mandatory meeting. Never trust a story that has been told more than once. The best weight loss system is sticking a mirror inside of your fridge. and the most important thing.... If you get arrested, you are putting yourself in the hands of 12 people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.

funniness: 8.15

rating: PG

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Toni W.

A professor stood before his philosophy class and had some items in front of him. When the class began, he picked up a very large and empty jar and proceeded to fill it with golf balls. He then asked the students if the jar was full. They agreed that it was. So the professor then picked up a box of pebbles and poured them into the jar. He shook the jar lightly. The pebbles rolled into the open areas between the golf balls. He then asked the students again if the jar was full. They agreed it was. The professor next picked up a box of sand and poured it into the jar. Of course, the sand filled up everything else. He asked once more if the jar was full. The students responded with a unanimous "yes." The professor then produced two cans of beer from under the table and poured the entire contents into the jar, effectively filling the empty space between the sand. The students laughed. "Now," said the professor, as the laughter subsided, "I want you to recognize that this jar represents your life. "The golf balls are the important things, your family, your children, your health, your friends, your favorite passions, things that if everything else was lost and only they remained, your life would still be full. "The pebbles are the other things that matter like your job, your house, your car. The sand is everything else, the small stuff. "If you put the sand into the jar first," he continued, "there is no room for the pebbles or the golf balls. The same goes for life. If you spend all your time and energy on the small stuff, you will never have room for the things that are important to you. "Pay attention to the things that are critical to your happiness. Play with your children. Take time to get medical checkups. Take your partner out to dinner. Play another 18. "There will always be time to clean the house, and mow the lawn. Take care of the golf balls first, the things that really matter. Set your priorities. The rest is just sand." One of the students raised her hand and inquired what the beer represented. The professor smiled. "I'm glad you asked. It just goes to show you that no matter how full your life may seem, there's always room for a couple of beers."

funniness: 8.45

rating: PG

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Dan H.

This is a true story that happened my freshman year of high school to my friend Garret McHugh. Garret, our friend Jack Lawrence and I all rode the bus our freshman year. One day, Jack fell asleep on the bus, we didn't realize it because he sat in the back of the bus everyday for annoying the hell out of our bus driver. Anyway, as we got to the school, we got off the bus, and waited for Jack to come off the bus, as always. We got to talking to a few of our friends when we realized Jack wasn't with us and the bus was pulling out. Garret paniced and before he knew what he was saying he ran after the bus yelling "Hey! Let my friend Jack off!" He became one of the most popular kids in school that day.

funniness: 8.45

rating: PG

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Alex C.

No way...I never would have guessed.

funniness: 8.24

rating: PG

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Moe R.

Super pooches - Here they come to save the day!

funniness: 8.23

rating: G

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Moe R.

funniness: 8.57

rating: PG-13

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nick g.

funniness: 8.86

rating: G

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Moe R.

funniness: 9.83

rating: PG

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