Funny.com. Work in progress... In the meantime, here are 10 random funny stuff for you:

Andrea R.

A mother had 3 daughters. They were all getting married within a short time period. Because mom was a bit worried about how their sex lives would get started, she made them all promise to send a postcard from the honeymoon with a few words on how marital sex felt. The first girl sent a card from Hawaii two days after the wedding. The card said nothing but "Nescafe." Mom was puzzled at first, but then went to the kitchen and got out the Nescafe jar. It said: "Good till the last drop." Mom blushed, but was pleased for her daughter. The second girl sent the card from Vermont a week after the wedding, and the card read: "Benson & Hedges." Mom now knew to go straight to her husband's cigarettes, and she read from the Benson & Hedges pack: "Extra Long. King Size." She was again slightly embarrased but still happy for her daughter. The third girl left for her honeymoon in the Caribbean. Mom waited for a week, nothing. Another week went by, and still nothing. Then after a whole month, a card finally arrived. Written on it with shaky handwriting were the words: "British Airways." Mom took out her latest Harper's Bazaar magazine, flipped through the pages fearing the worst, and finally found the ad for the airline. The ad said: "Three times a day, seven days a week, both ways." Mom fainted.

funniness: 8.39

rating: PG

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James L.

funniness: 8.12

rating: PG-13

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Eugene T.

A little guy is sitting at the bar just staring at his drink for half an hour when this big trouble-making biker steps next to him, grabs his drink, gulps it down in one swig and then turns to the guy with a menacing stare as if to say, 'What'cha gonna do about it?' The poor little guy starts crying. 'Come on man I was just giving you a hard time,' the biker says. 'I didn't think you'd CRY.' 'I can't stand to see a man crying. ?This is the worst day of my life,? says the little guy between sobs. ?I can't do anything right.? ?I overslept and was late to an important meeting, so my boss fired me.? When I went to the parking lot, I found my car was stolen and I don't have any insurance. I left my wallet in the cab I took home. I found my wife in bed with the gardener and my dog bit me. So I came to this bar trying to work up the courage to put an end to my life, and then you show up and drink the damn poison.

funniness: 8.49

rating: PG

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Moe R.

Here are the top nine comments made by NBC sports commentators so far during the Summer Olympics that they would like to take back: Weightlifting commentator: 'This is Gregorieva from Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning during her warm up and it was amazing.' Dressage commentator: 'This is really a lovely horse and I speak from personal experience since I once mounted her mother.' Paul Hamm, Gymnast: 'I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father. ' Boxing Analyst: 'Sure there have been injuries, and even some deaths in boxing, but none of them really that serious.' Softball announcer: 'If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same thing again.' Basketball analyst: 'He dribbles a lot and the opposition doesn't like it. In fact you can see it all over their faces.' At the rowing medal ceremony: 'Ah, isn't that nice, the wife of the IOC president is hugging the cox of the British crew.' Soccer commentator: 'Julian Dicks is everywhere. It's like they've got eleven Dicks on the field.' Tennis commentator: 'One of the reasons Andy is playing so well is that, before the final round, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them... Oh my God, what have I just said?'

funniness: 9.44

rating: PG-13

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Pee Humor ..

funniness: 8.88

rating: PG

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cosmo k.

There were three priests in a railroad station, all wanting to go home to Pittsburgh. Behind the ticket counter was a very, very shapely lass, well endowed, gorgeous, amazing woman. The priests were all in embarrassing new territory, so they drew straws to determine who would get the tickets. The first priest approached the window. "Young lady," he began, "I would like three pickets to titsburg." Whereupon he completely lost his composure and fled. The second priest approached. "Young lady, I would like three tickets to Pittsburgh," he began, "and I would like the change in nipples and dimes." So, of course, he also fled. Then came the third. "Young lady, I would like three tickets to Pittsburgh, and I would like the change in nickels and dimes. And I must say," he continued, "if you insist on dressing like that when you get to the pearly gates, St. Finger's going to shake his peter at you."

funniness: 8.27

rating: PG-13

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Moe R.

funniness: 9.54

rating: PG-13

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Daniel W.

funniness: 9.41

rating: PG-13

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cory b.

HMMMMMMM

funniness: 8.28

rating: G

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John S.

funniness: 10.00

rating: G

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