Funny.com. Work in progress... In the meantime, here are 10 random funny stuff for you:

Helena G.

A couple was going out for the evening. They'd gotten ready, all dolled-up , dog put out, etc. The taxi arrives and as they start out, the dog shoots back in the house. They don't want the dog shut in, so the wife goes out to the taxi while the husband goes upstairs to chase the dog out. The wife, not wanting it known that the house will be empty explains to the taxi driver, "He's just going upstairs to say good-bye to my mother." A few minutes later, the husband gets into the cab. "Sorry I took so long" he says. "Stupid bitch was hiding under the bed and I had to poke her with a coat hanger to get her to come out! Then I had to wrap her in a blanket to keep her from scratching and biting me as I hauled her arse downstairs and tossed her out in the back yard! She better not shit in the vegetable garden again!" The silence in the cab was deafening.

funniness: 8.05

rating: PG

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Virginia M.

Poor Ole Bob Bob works hard at the plant and spends two nights each week bowling and plays golf every Saturday. His wife thinks he's pushing himself too hard, so for his birthday she takes him to the local strip club for some fun. The doorman greets them and says "Hey Bob, how ya doin?". Bob's wife is puzzled and asks if he's been to this club before. "Oh no" replied Bob. "He's on my bowling team". When they are seated, a waitress asks Bob if he'd like his usual and brings over a Budweiser. His wife is becoming increasingly more uncomfortable and says "How did she know you drink Budweiser?" "I recognize her, she's the waitress at the golf club and I always have a Bud at the turn honey." A stripper then come over to the table and throws her arms around Bob, starts to rub herself all over Bob and says " Hi Bobby. Want your usual table dance big boy?" Bob's wife, now furious, grabs her purse and storms out of the club. Bob follows her and spots her getting into a cab. Before she can slam the door, he jumps in beside her. Bob desperately tries to explain how the stripper must have mistaken him for someone else, but his wife is having none of it. She is screaming at him at the top of her voice calling him every four letter word in the book. The cabby turns around and says, "Geez, Bob you picked up a real bitch this time!"

funniness: 9.27

rating: PG-13

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John S.

there's a little controversy about 3:10. some people think that it's real, others think it was supposed to be that way... i don't know

funniness: 9.21

rating: PG

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Jessica J.

funniness: 8.32

rating: PG-13

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Moe R.

funniness: 8.82

rating: PG-13

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Moe R.

funniness: 9.78

rating: PG

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Moe R.

funniness: 8.71

rating: PG-13

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Moe R.

funniness: 9.77

rating: PG

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Moe R.

funniness: 9.14

rating: R

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Daniel W.

funniness: 8.60

rating: R

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