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eric h.

A man gets a local talk show called Casey and Ron to prank call his wife on her birthday, and this is the conversation they had. ?Hello Lois, my name is Mike; I?m the personnel director here at your husband?s work.? ?Oh hi, how are you?? ?I?m fine. And how are you?? ?Fine.? ?Lois, are you sitting down?? ?Yes?? ?Well, I have some bad news.? ?What do you mean bad news? Bob?s ok isn?t he?? ?Well actually, that?s why I called to talk to you. It?s about Bob, and, um, I know he?s been an employee here for a very long time, but I?m afraid we?re gonna have to let Bob go.? "What do you mean? Wait that?s not very fair. He?s been very loyal to you.? ?Look I can understand you feeling that way.? ?Feeling that way? You don?t understand we just had a baby.? "No, I understand, I understand.? "This is a very hard time to do this kind of a thing.? ?Yes it is, but Bob has kind of forced our hand on this.? ?Why are you firing him?? "(sigh) We caught him doing his secretary on his office desk.? ?Oh, that sonofabitch!? ?Look, I know you're upset.? ?Upset is not the word that stupid rotten sonofabitch I can?t believe this.? ?He?s on his way home right now, and he?s gonna need your support.? ?Support my fucking ass! I?m gonna change the locks on the door; I?m throwing all his stuff on the fucking front lawn. He can just have it all. I?m not even gonna be here when he gets back. An now, now, I don?t feel so bad about fucking his brother.? ?(gasp) Lois, Lois, Lois, its Casey and Ron, it?s a joke, your husband put us up, it?s your birthday? uuuhhhh, Happy Birthday! Blue-hamster.com

funniness: 8.12

rating: PG-13

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Moe R.

A jumbo jet is making its final approach to the Tampa Airport . The pilot comes on the intercom, "This is your Captain. We're on our final descent into Tampa. I want to thank you for flying with us today and hope you enjoy your stay in the Tampa Bay area". He forgets to switch off the intercom. Now the whole plane can hear his conversation from the cockpit. The copilot can be heard saying to the pilot, "So, Skip, whatcha got planned while we're in Tampa?" "Well," says the skipper, "first I'm gonna check into the hotel and take a big crap....then I'm gonna take that new stewardess with the huge tits out for dinner.... then I'm gonna wine and dine her, take her back to my room and give her a ride on the baloney pony all night long." Aghast and amused, everyone on the plane hears this and immediately begins looking up and down the aisle, trying to figure out who this new stewardess is that the pilot's talking about. Meanwhile, the new stewardess is seated at the very back of the plane. She is so embarrassed that she starts running toward the cockpit to turn the intercom off. Halfway down the aisle, she trips over an old lady's bag and down she goes. The old lady leans over and says: "No need to hurry, dear. He's gotta take a shit first."

funniness: 8.66

rating: PG-13

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Jay88 M.

funniness: 9.87

rating: PG

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Vasiliy O.

funniness: 8.56

rating: PG

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Vasiliy O.

funniness: 8.45

rating: PG

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Pee Humor ..

funniness: 9.40

rating: PG

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Moe R.

EMBARRASSING MEDICAL EXAMS 1. A man comes into the ER and yells, 'My wife's going to have her baby in the cab!' I grabbed my stuff, rushed out to the cab, lifted the lady's dress, and began to take off her underwear. Suddenly, I noticed that there were several cabs -- and I was in the wrong one. Submitted by Dr. Mark MacDonald, San Antonio , TX 2. At the beginning of my shift, I placed a stethoscope on an elderly and slightly deaf female patient's anterior chest wall. 'Big breaths,' I instructed. 'Yes, they used to be,' replied the patient. Submitted by Dr. Richard Byrnes, Seattle , WA 3. One day I had to be the bearer of bad news when I told a wife that her husband had died of a massive myocardial infarct. Not more than five minutes later, I heard her reporting to the rest of the family that he had died of a 'massive internal fart.' Submitted by Dr. Susan Steinberg 4. During a patient's two week follow-up appointment with his cardiologist, he informed me, his doctor, that he was having trouble with one of his medications. 'Which one?' I asked. 'The patch, the nurse told me to put on a new one every six hours, and now I'm running out of places to put it!' I had him quickly undress, and discovered what I hoped I wouldn't see. Yes, the man had over fifty patches on his body! Now, the instructions include removal of the old patch before applying a new one. Submitted by Dr. Rebecca St . Clair, Norfolk , VA. 5. While acquainting myself with a new elderly patient, I asked, 'How long have you been bedridden?' After a look of complete confusion, she answered...'Why, not for about twenty years -- when my husband was alive.' Submitted by Dr. Steven Swanson, Corvallis , OR 6. I was caring for a woman and asked, 'So, how's your breakfast this morning?' 'It's very good, except for the Kentucky Jelly. I c can't seem to get used to the taste,' the patient replied. I then asked to see the jelly, and the woman produced a foil packet labeled 'KY Jelly.' Submitted by Dr. Leonard Kransdorf, Detroit , MI 7. A nurse was on duty in the emergency room when a young woman with purple hair styled into a punk rocker Mohawk, sporting a variety of tattoos, and wearing strange clothing, entered. It was quickly determined that the patient had acute appendicitis, so she was scheduled for immediate surgery. When she was completely disrobed on the operating table, the staff noticed that her pubic hair had been dyed green, and above it there was a tattoo that read, 'Keep off the grass.' Once the surgery was completed, the surgeon wrote a short note on the patient's dressing, which said, 'Sorry, had to mow the lawn.' Submitted by RN, no name AND FINALLY!!!... 8. As a new, young MD doing his residency in OB , I was quite embarrassed when performing female pelvic exams. To cover my embarrassment, I had unconsciously formed a habit of whistling softly. The middle-aged lady upon whom I was performing this exam suddenly burst out laughing and further embarrassing me. I looked up from my work and sheepishly said, 'I'm sorry. Was I tickling you?' She replied, 'No doctor, but the song you were whistling was, 'I wish I was an Oscar Meyer Wiener.' Doctor wouldn't submit his name (Can't blame him!)

funniness: 9.45

rating: PG-13

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Max N.

funniness: 8.17

rating: PG

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Moe R.

funniness: 9.21

rating: R

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Moe R.

funniness: 9.60

rating: PG-13

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