Pure H.

Q: How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper? A: None, they don't know how! Q: How many `Real Men' does it take to change a light bulb? A: None, `Real Men' aren't afraid of the dark. Q: How many `Real Men' does it take to change a light bulb? A: None of your damn business! Q: What do you call a handcuffed man? A: Trustworthy. Q: Why are men like commercials? A: You can't believe a word they say. Q: Why are men like popcorn? A: They satisfy you, but only for a little while. Q: Why are men like blenders? A: You need one, but you're not quite sure why. Q: Why do so many women fake orgasm? A: Because so many men fake foreplay.

funniness: 5.89

rating: R