Chris R.

So, a panda walks into a bar and eats a big meal. After finishing, he turns to the guy next to him, pulls out a 12 guage shotgun and blows him away. Then he leaves. The bartender comes running after the panda. After catching him, he asks him why he did that. The panda said it was in the dictionary. The bartender later looks up Panda in the dictionary and it sais "Panda: wild type of bear that eats shoots and leaves."

funniness: 6.41

rating: PG