erica n.

Once upon a time when Bill Clinton was in office he noticed a cute intern walking around the White House. So he went up to her and asked "Ma'am may I show you my clock in my oval office?" Being that it was THE PRESIDENT she was like.. "Of course". She followed him to the oval office and he pulled down his pants and whipped out his dick! She gasped and said, " I thought you were going to show me your clock!!!" and Bill goes, "Well with your face and two hands on it , it will be!!!!"

funniness: 5.68

rating: R