Daniel W.

A kid starts walking out the door with some duct tape, dad asks "Boy, where you goin' with that there tape?" boy answers "I'm gonna get me some duck." "Yeah... good luck with that". An hour later the boy comes back with a duck . "We'll I'll be damned" said the dad. Next day the kid starts walking out with some chicken wire, dad asks again "What you gonna do with that there chicken wire?" "Well, I'm gonna go get me some chicken." the boy replied. Again he comes back with a chicken. Same reaction from the dad. The following day the kid starts walking out with a pussywillow in his hand, dad jumps up, "Hold it right there boy, I gotta see this one for myself!"

funniness: 9.27

rating: PG-13