Pushkin R.

In a small house, there lived A mother a two of her kids. One day, the first child asks her mom, "Why is my name Rose?" Then the mother says, "When you were born a rose petal fell on your head." Then the second child asks, "Mother, why is name Tulip?" And the mother replies, "When you were born, a tulip petal on your head." And the third child (Hellen Keller) says, "EEEOOOOGGHH" And the mother yells, "Shut the hell up, Brick!"