Rob O.

A pirate walked into a bar with a steering wheel attatched to his crotch. He yelled for rum and then settled in for some serious drinking. Everyone stared, but no one had the guts to ask. Finally the bartender walked over to the pirate and said, "Excuse me sir, but did you know there is a steering wheel attatched to your groin?" The pirated drank from his jug, wiped his mouth on his sleeve and yelled, "AARRGH, its drivin me nuts!!"

funniness: 5.69

rating: PG-13