Matthew S.

Superman was flying over Central Park in New York when he noticed Wonder Woman sunbathing behind a bush. He thought to himself, "Huh, I always wanted Wonder Woman!" He stopped in mid-air and said, "Wait a minute. I'm Superman. I'm as fast as a speeding bullet. I can swoop down, have Wonder Woman, and be gone before she even knew what happened." He flew back to the bush where Wonder Woman was sunbathing, swooped down, had Wonder Woman, and was gone in a flash. Wonder Woman jumped up and said, "What the hell was that?" The Invisible Man said, "I don't know, but my asshole is killing me!!!!"