Nick M.

I heard that the army is getting together an elite 500 man group. It will be called the USRSF. United States Redneck Special Forces. These Alabama, Arkansas, Georgia, Kentucky, Mississippi, Tenesee, Carolina, Texas, Montana, and Arizona boys will be dropped into Iraq and have been given only the following information about terrorists. 1. The season opened today. 2. There is no limit. 3. They don't like beer, pickup trucks, fishing, country music, or Jesus. 4. They are DIRECTLY RESPONSIBLE for the death of Dale Earnhardt. 5. Their favorite movie is Brokeback Mountain. We expect the problem in Iraq to be over by Friday.