Bruce W.

An out of work gentleman had answered the sex shop's job advertisement and was being interviewed by the shop's owner. "So, have you had any experience in this line of work?" asked the shop owner. "No, none," said the applicant. "Well, that's okay," the owner said, and proceeded to tell the young man that he was due in a meeting shortly and that he would have the run of the shop to himself for a while. "Wait a minute," the applicant said. "I just told you I don't have any experience." "That's okay," said the owner. "All you have to have really is a little knowledge about dildos. For instance......this white one here is 10 inches long and costs 15 dollars. And this black one is 15 inches long and costs 25 dollars." The young man thought to himself for a minute and told the owner he could handle it. No sooner had the owner stepped out for his meeting, then an attractive lady walked into the shop. "Excuse me sir, could you help me find a dildo?", she asked. "Why of course," the young man said. "We have a white one here that is 10 inches long and costs 15 dollars. And we have a black one beside it that is 15 inches long and costs 25 dollars." The lady looked them over and said, "they're both nice, but how much is that plaid one up on the top shelf?" "Oh," the man explained, "that one is 50 dollars." "I'll take it," she said, and walked out of the shop with her new purchase. An hour or so later, the owner returned and asked his new helper how his first day was. "Did you sell any dildos," he asked. "No," the young man answered, "but I got 50 bucks for my thermos."

funniness: 7.45

rating: R