sierra c.

There were three men coincidentally driving on the same road. This road was lonely and was miles away from civilization. These 3 men did NOT know each other The first man was driving a regular car (that runs on gas) really late at night. He ran out of gas on this road and didn't want to walk miles to the nearest gas station. Luckily there was this little pink house near by. This house had a pink porch, pink bench, pink door, pink everything. This guy knocked on the pink door and a lady opened the door. She was wearing pink clothes, pink shoes, and had pink hair. The guy asked the pink lady if he could stay the night. She said, "Yes, go up the pink staircase, down the pink hall, and turn left on the first pink door." He did just that. There was pink clothes on the pink bed. He went to change in the pink bedroom and went to sleep. The second guy, went down the same road (in his solar powered car) the same night. Since it was dark his car ran on gas, but he ran out of gas too. And he didn't want to walk all the way to the gas station. So he went to the same pink house. Pink porch, pink bench, pink door. He knocked on the door and the same little pink lady opened the door. She had pink clothes, pink shoes, and had pink hair. He also asked if he could spend the night, She said, "Yes, go up the pink staircase, down the pink hall, and its the second door on your left." He did just that and found pink clothes on the pink bed. He went to change in the pink bathroom and went to sleep. The third guy was driving down the same road the same night in his electric car. He ran out of power and didn't want to walk in the night to the nearest city. So he stopped right in front of the same pink house. Pink door, pink bench, pink porch. He knocked on the door and the same pink lady opened the door. Pink clothes, pink shoes, pink hair. He asked if he could spend the night. She said, "Yes, go up the pink staircase, down the pink hall, and its the third door on your left." He did just that and found pink clothes on the pink bed. He went to go change in the pink restroom. In the morning the first guy woke up and the pink lady asked him, "Do you want Lucky Charms or Cherrios?" The guy wanted Lucky Charms. So the pink lady (pink hair shoes and clothes) gave him his Lucky Charms in a pink bowl with a pink spoon. But the milk was pink too. He ate his cereal and walked to the city. The second guy woke up right after the first guy left. The pink lady (pink hair shoes and clothes) asked him, "Do you want Lucky Charms or Cherrios?" The guy wanted Cherrios. So the pink lady gave him his Cherrios in a pink bowl with a pink spoon. With pink milk too. He ate is cereal and walked to the city. The third guy woke up right after the second guy left. The pink lady (yes of course she had pink clothes hair and shoes) asked him "do you want Lucky Charms or Cherrios?" The guy wanted Lucky Charms as well. So the pink lady gave him his Lucky Charms in a pink bowl with a pink spoon and milk. The guy ate his cereal and walked to the city. The moral of the story is 2 out of 3 people prefer Lucky Charms over Cherrios. :D

funniness: 2.73

rating: PG