Zack S.

Q: What's the difference between a Redskins fan and a baby? A: Eventually the baby stops whining. Little Johnny was in his 4th grade class when the teacher asked the children what their fathers did for a living. All the typical answers came up--fireman, policeman, salesman, etc. . . . Little Johnny was being uncharacteristically quiet and so the teacher asked him about his father. "My father's an exotic dancer in a gay club and takes off all his clothes in front of other men. Sometimes, if the offer's really good, he'll go out to the alley with some guy and make love with him for money." The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly sent the other children to work on some coloring, and took Little Johnny aside to ask him, "Is that really true about your father?" "No," said Little Johnny, "He plays for the Detroit Lions, but I was too embarrassed to say so." Q: What's the difference between the Buffalo Bills and a dollar bill? A: You can still get four quarters out of a dollar. Q: Why is the Oakland football team like a possum? A: Because they play dead at home and get killed on the road. Q: What do Billy Graham and the Buffalo football team have in common? A: They can both make a stadium of 50,000 people say "Oh, Jesus." Q: What's the difference between the New England Patriots and Cheerios? A: Cheerios belong in a bowl. The Detroit Lions have a new line of cologne. It's a little different though; you wear it and the other guy scores. Why can't Tony Romo use the phone anymore? Because he can't find the receiver. There is a mama lion, a daddy lion & a baby lion. The mama lion & the daddy lion were having a lot of fights so they decided to get a divorce. The lion family goes in front of a judge to decide custody of the baby lion. The judge asks the baby lion "Do you wanna live with mama lion?" The baby lion answers, "No mama lion beats me." The judge said, "All right, do you wanna live with daddy lion?" The baby lion answers, "No daddy lion beats me worse." The judge asks, "Who do you wanna live with then?" The baby answers, "The Detroit Lions, they don't beat anybody." How are the Detroit Lions like a tampon? They are only good for one period and have no second string. Q. What do you call a Philadelphia Eagle with a Super Bowl ring? A. A thief.