Funny.com. Work in progress... In the meantime, here are 10 random funny stuff for you:

nikki d.

A boy and his father were playing ball in the front yard when the boy saw a honeybee. He ran over and stomped it. "Don't do that, that was a honeybee," his father said, "he wasn't doing anything to you. For killing him you will do without honey for a week." Later the boy saw a butterfly, so he ran over and stomped on it. "That was a butterfly," his father said, "he wasn't doing anything to you, and for killing him you will do without butter for a week." The next morning the family sat down for breakfast. The boy eating his toast plain with no honey or butter. Suddenly a cockroach ran out from under the stove. His mother stomped on it. The boy looked at his father and said, "Are you going to tell her, Dad, or should I?"

funniness: 8.30

rating: PG

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John S.

A business man and his minister went golfing one day. The business man was having a horrible day- all of his putts missed by a foot, he got at least three water hazards in the first nine, and was cussing like there was no tomorrow. Every single putt:"God damn it! I missed!" The minister, of course, was horrified that he would say such a thing, and replied "Do not take the Lord's name in vain!" But the other man shrugged him off. All game, the same thing, "God dammit I missed!" "Do not take the Lord's name in vain!" On the seventeenth hole, he shouted "God damn it! I missed!" and the minister replied, "Do not take the Lord's name in vain or he shall have to smite you!" But of course the man was so angry he didn't listen. Finally, on the eighteenth hole, he missed the last putt, and howled, "God damn it, I missed!!!" The minister opened his mouth to protest, when all of a sudden, a bolt of lightning shot from the heavens, and fried the Minister to a crisp! And booming down from the heavens came a voice, "GOD DAMN IT! I MISSED!"

funniness: 8.14

rating: G

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Moe R.

funniness: 8.29

rating: G

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Moe R.

funniness: 8.65

rating: G

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Moe R.

Joys of Shopping A husband and wife are shopping in their local Wal-Mart. The husband picks up a case of Budweiser and puts it in their cart. 'What do you think you're doing?' asks the wife. 'They're on sale, only $10 for 24 cans,' he replies. 'Put them back, we can't afford them,' demands the wife, and so they carry on shopping. A few aisles further on along the woman picks up a $20 jar of face cream and puts it in the basket. 'What do you think you're doing?' asks the husband. 'It's my face cream. It makes me look sexy and beautiful for you when we're making love,' replies the wife. Her husband retorts: 'So does 24 cans of Budweiser ... at half the price.'

funniness: 9.07

rating: PG

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Jessica W.

funniness: 8.33

rating: G

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abc d.

funniness: 9.61

rating: PG-13

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Kate H.

Official Announcement: The government today announced that it is changing its emblem from an Eagle to a CONDOM because it more accurately reflects the government's political stance. A condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives you a sense of security while you're actually being screwed! Damn, it just doesn't get more accurate than that!

funniness: 8.38

rating: PG-13

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Moe R.

funniness: 9.50

rating: PG-13

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Daniel W.

funniness: 8.60

rating: R

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