Beth P.

There was once an old lady, she went in the porn shop just shaking up and down. The man asked, "May I help you?" And she replied, "Yes, do do you sell dildoes?" He said, "Of course we do." Then she asked, "Do they come in 8 inches?" He said, "Of course." The little old lady, still shaking like crazy, then asked, "Do they come in black?" He said, "If you would like black, we have it." Then the little lady asked, "Do they have an on and off swith?" The man said, "Of course they do, why?" Then the little old lady, bouncing up and down, said, "Can you please turn it off."

funniness: 6.35

rating: R