Les M.

I was in the hospital for four days. I was hooked up to wires that ran to a transmitter in my pocket. My vitals were transmitted to the nurse's station. My fiance came in to pick me up. I got dressed but I was waiting for the nurses to disconnect my wires. She could not wait until later to confront me about a call that I had recieved from an ex girlfriend. I calmly told my fiance not to worry that there was nothing going on and I would never cheat on her. Suddenly three nurses burst into my room and started asking me if I was O.K. They told me that my vital signals were making the nurses station light up like a Christmas tree. I laughed because I realized that the monitors were acting as a polygraph test. I had to assure them that I was O.K..