Holly K.

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom) - 'Do not turn upside down.' On Sainsbury's Peanuts - 'Warning: contains nuts' On Boot's CHILDREN Cough Medicine - 'Do not drive or operate machinery after taking this medication' On Mark's & Spencer Bread Pudding - 'Product will be hot after heating' On a Sears hairdryer - Do not use while sleeping. On a bag of Fritos - 'You could be a winner! No purchase nessary. Details inside.' On a bar of Dial soap - 'Directions: Use like regular soap.' On some Swanson Frozen dinners - 'Serving suggestion: Defrost.' On packaging for a Rowenta iron - 'Do not iron clothes on body.' On Nytol Sleep Aid - 'Warning: May cause drowiness.' On most brands of Christmas lights - 'For indoor or outdoor use only.' On a Japanese food processor - 'Not to be used for the other use' On an American Airlines packet of nuts - 'Instructions:Open packet, eat nuts.' On a child's Superman costume - 'Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.'

funniness: 7.67

rating: PG