Alex D.

A blonde is out shopping in town when she sees in the shop window a nice TV. So she walks into Dick Smith and asks if she could buy the TV and the manager says "I don't serve to blondes". So she walks out, dyes her hair red, walks back into the shop, asks if she can buy the TV and the manager says "I don't serve to blondes" Really angry now, she walks out, dyes her hair brown, changes her skin colour to black, changes her eye colour to brown, buys a moo-moo, puts it on, changes her shoes, walks back into the shop, asks if she could buy the TV and the manager says "I don't serve to blondes" The blonde says "How the hell do you know I'm a blonde" The manager says "Well that's a bloody microwave!"

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