Sammy G.

If a water spins clockwise when it drains in the northern hemisphere, and water spins counterclockwise when it drains in the southern hemisphere...which way does it spin at the equator?...which ever way it feels like Have you ever thought what life would be like if your name was Anonymous? You'd get credit for everything nobody wanted credit for?...Sure If you had x-ray vision, but closed your eyes, could you still see?...Yes What do you say when someone says you're in denial, but you're not?...FUCK OFF!! Why do they call it 2% milk, if its 2% fat, not milk?...because milk is fat in a way Do siamese twins pay for one ticket or two tickets when they go to movies and concerts?...2 Do birds pee?...yup If you are born on February 29 of a leap year, when is your birthday?...You choose Feb. 28 or March 1...EVERY MORON KNOWS THIS...WHY DO THEY ASK RETARTDED QUESTIONS! When a male is elected president and his wife is called the First Lady. What would a lady's husband be called if she were elected president?...First Man Can dogs have dog days?...Sure Why does blow and suck mean the same thing when we describe something being crap?...cause people who created the meaning are retarded Why do they call the clock where you punch your time card called a "time" clock? Aren't all clocks "time" clocks?...Because it records ur time! Does anyone actually kill two birds with one stone?...no Why did Superman wear his briefs on the outside of his tights?...cuz he thought it was cool Why do people say heads up when you should duck?...to think Why do radio operators say "niner" instead of just "nine"?....cuz they weird Do dumped farmers get John Deere letters?...wtf??? who came up with these q's? Do pigs pull ham strings? omfg moroN! On a telephone, why does ABC start on the number 2 and not 1? ...BECAUSE!!! Do sheep get static cling when they rub against one another?....no u faget Isn't it scary that the word "therapist" is the same as the words "the" and "rapist" put together?...no its just is...people who go to therapists get raped Why do people, such as S.W.A.T or Seals wear the bulletproof vests where you can see them? Wouldn?t people aim for their head or crotch?....wow u fag How come, in the Mini Wheat?s commercials, Sweets has a Brooklyn accent and Wheat?s has an English accent? They're attached at the back, wouldn't they have been raised in the same place?....no Why do they put Canadian bacon on Hawaiian Pizza?....its not really canadian and its not really hawaiian cant all u retarted just live life w.o q's If our planet is inhabited with creatures made by God...is it possible that there's another planet inhabited with creatures made by the Devil?...no If a table is propped up can it be propped down?...idk u fag If shampoo comes in so many colors, why is the lather on your head always white?...because bubbles are white! Is an alcoholic just a drunk that's scared of a hangover?....partly Seeing as cupid is so good at matchmaking, does he have a girlfriend?....no ha! If the police see some one committing a crime but are on there way to investigate a crime do they stop or go to the one they were on their way to?...they call somone and plan What is the parking situation like at the Special Olympics?....handicapped Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?...its funny! GOSH! NOT EVERYTHING NEEDS AN ANSWER! Can't anybody who has a job go in the "employees only" doors at restaurants? Shouldn?t they be more specific and say "employees of this place only"?...its self explanatory u fag Why are you IN a movie, but your ON TV?...OMFG SHUT THE FUCK UP! THATS Y! When you snap your fingers, does the sound occur when your middle finger releases from your thumb, or when your middle finger hits the palm of your hand?...when ur middle finger hits ur palm If Sunday is the holy day of rest why do we have to get up early for church?.....its never to early for God so stop complainign If you drink Pepsi at work in the Coke factory, will they fire you?....most likely If the weather man says "it's a 50% chance of rain" does that mean he has no idea if its going to rain or not?....no its just means there might be rain or not....but yeah pretty much

funniness: 2.27

rating: PG