Jonathan N.

There once was a very lonely african-american hooker who had become immensely sad. The reason for her vast depression was because she had recently discovered she was pregnant. Sadly enough, the father was just another one of her dirty gang-banging clients. She could only think of one solution, abortion. She was very afraid and she could only feel ashamed. Meanwhile in heaven, the poor little black gift asked GOD, "GOD, am i an angel?" GOD replied, "NO NiGGA! You a BAT!!!" LOL