Alec L.

There are monks that live at a monastery. They are sworn to a vow of silence except for 1 moment a year and they all have to take turns. So one year a monk stands up and says "I can't stand the soup we're having. It is bland, stale, and overall just terrible. I propose we insert another soup for everyone." So the next year another monk stands up and declares "Personally I like the soup and I think we should keep it." And finally the next year a different monk blasts up from his seat and yells "I can't stand all this bickering, I'm leaving!"