Josh F.

There was a cucumber, a pickle and a penis in a bar one day chatting to each other. They started to talk about how rough their lives were. The Cucumber decided to start off, he said "when i get big fat and juicy i am cut up and eaten", the pickle and the penis say "that isn't rough at all". The pickle says "when i get big fat and juicy i'm also cut up, but then im locked in a jar with vinegar and spices until i nearly suffocate then they eat me. The penis goes "that isn't rough at all, when i get big fat and juicy they stick me in a mysterious place, then they put a rubber tent on my head and start to bang my head against something until i throw up and pass out".

funniness: 7.40

rating: PG-13