austin w.

there were these two students jack and jill.jill was always asleep and jack was always sharpining his pencil. the teacher asks jill"who created earth?" then jack poked her with his pencil and she said"oh my god"then the teacher said she was correct and she fell back asleep.then the teacher said"who was the first person on earth?"then jack shrpened his pencil and poked her and she said"jesus christ!"then she fell back asleep and the teacher said"what did eve say to adam after there 500th child?"then jack pocked her and she said"if you stick that thing in me one more time im going to snap it in half."and she was correct.