Emily M.

Four men get on a plane. After a little while, the first man throws a baseball out the window. The 4th man is shocked and asks, "What did you do that for?" The 1st man says, "It was for my country." A little while later, the 2nd man throws his briefcase out the window. The 4th man asks him, "What did you do that for?" The 2nd man replies, "It was for my country." Shortly after that, the 3rd man takes a hand grenade and tosses that out the window. Shocked, the 4th man asks, "What the hell did you do that for?!" The 3rd man calmly says, "It was for my country." The plane lands, and the 4th man is walking down the street, when he comes across a little girl crying. He gets closer and notices she has a black eye. He asks her, "Little girl, why are you crying and why do you have a black eye?" Through her tears, she says, "I was walking down the street, and a baseball hit me in the eye!" The man continues walking and comes across a little boy crying with a huge bump on his head. Again the man asks, "Little boy, why are you crying and why do you have a huge bump on your head?" The boy sniffles and says, "Well I was walking down the street and a briefcase hit me on the head!" Thinking this is very strange, the man continues walking. Then he came across an old man laughing hysterically. He reluctantly goes up to him. "Old man, why are you laughing hysterically?" The old man chuckled. "I farted...and the building behind me blew up."

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