Alex G.

Red riding hood is walking to her Granny's when she hears a rustling in the bush. She says "Who's there?" The rustling stops and a shadow moves away. A bit later she hears another rustle in a bush. She says "Who's there?" The rustling stops and a shadow moves away. She arrives at her Granny's house where the bush in her front garden starts rustling. She says "Who's there?" All of a sudden a wolf comes out of the bush and shouts: "Would you FUCK OFF! I'm trying to take a shit"!!!!!!!!!

funniness: 5.35

rating: PG-13