Eric P.

(Note: This joke is a bit out of date now due to the fact that records are no longer the standard format for new music. Please enjoy this joke anyway.) A young girl was at home listening to the radio, and heard a brand-new song she really liked called "Two Lips and Seven Kisses". She ran to the phone and excitedly tried to call the local record shop, but dialed a sleazy auto repair shop by mistake. "Hello?" "Hi!" she said. "Do you have 'Two Lip and Seven Kisses'?" The mechanic replied, "No, but I have two balls and six inches." The girl asked, "Is that a new record?" He answered, "No, it's about average."

funniness: 5.14

rating: PG