Megan C.

A couple was in an accident when they went for a drive in the countryside. No bones were broken and no serious injuries. When the couple made it out of the car, a bottle of wine rolled out from the picnic basket they had packed. The wife turns and looks at her husband and has an idea. "Hey, Michel, do you want a drink?". He looks over and says " Sure, what the hell, Im not gonna be driving for a while." He takes a swig of the wine and offers some to his wife. The wife says "No thanks, I'll wait until the cops get here".

Now there's a smart-ass chick!

funniness: 4.00