Joey J.

George Bush and a polar bear walked into a bar, they both got freakin wasted, They started talking and Bush was like "man my approval rating is down to 25% because I'm a queer who rigged 9/11" "You think you got it bad!' says the polar bear "My family is down to 5% you flaming faggot!"

Based on a true story......

funniness: 2.50

rating: PG