dennis w.

top ten list things you should not do at the poker table 1 ask the dealer her bust size 2 tip the dealer with fifty pennies 3 tell the guy accross from you,he looks like your older sister 4 french kiss your pocket kings or queens 5 ask the dealer,are those your real teeth? 6 tell the dealer,your hundred year old grandmother could deal better 7 ask the dealer,do you wear boxers or briefs? 8 if toby mcquire is at your table,dont tell him spiderman is really a wimp. 9 if a person at the table is constantley crying,dont offer them a tissue. 10 stick your chewing gum under the table.

funniness: 2.11

rating: PG