jorge s.

yo mama is so ugly when she went to an ugly contest they said "soory no professionals" <=[ yo mama has three tongues and she talks like this, like this, like this... yo mama is so fat she tripped over a cordless phone!!! yo mama is so poor when robbers break in they leave money! yo mama is so fat she sat on a gamecube and made four gameboyz!!! yo mama is so old she sat behind jesus in 3rd grade!!! yo mama is so stupid when the bus stopped she thought it was a twinkie!!!

EzMiK OnEr OwNz ThEsE JoKeS AnD WiLl PuT On MoRe LaTeR On!!!

funniness: 4.44

rating: PG