elijah l.

This is a heart-warming story about a little girl. One day a man walked outside to find her 3 year old daughter playing in the garden. He was so proud that his daughter wanted to experience the outdoors. Then she said: daddy whats the spiders doing? He told her they were mating gracefully. Then she screamed: Well we ain't havin no red brokeback mountain bullshit in our Garden!

Check it out its a classic!

funniness: 5.27

rating: PG-13