Funny.com. Work in progress... In the meantime, here are 10 random funny stuff for you:

Virginia M.

A little Mexican boy goes into the kitchen where his mom is baking. He puts his hand in the flour and then wipes it all over his face. "Mamacita, look, I'm a white boy." His mom slaps his face and says, "Go show your father." He goes to his dad in the living room and says, "Look Papacita, I'm a white boy." His dad slaps him hard in the face and says, "Go show your grandmother." The boy goes in his grandmother's room and says, "Mira, Abuelita, I'm a white boy." His grandmother slaps him in the face and sends him back > to his mother. His mother says, "What did you learn from that?" The boy replies, "I have only been white for five minutes and already I don't like you damn Mexicans."

funniness: 8.25

rating: PG

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Moe R.

funniness: 8.34

rating: G

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Jack A.

Next time you say "Oh shit", remember this picture.

funniness: 9.59

rating: PG

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Levi H.

funniness: 8.67

rating: PG-13

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abc d.

Oh no!!! Not the MILF camps!!!!!

funniness: 8.96

rating: PG-13

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Matt L.

funniness: 9.33

rating: PG-13

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Deema G.

funniness: 8.72

rating: PG

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Genny J.

A married woman walks up to Santa Claus and tells him that all she wants for Christmas is for her husband to be interested in sex. Santa then proceeds to give her a bottle of pills. He tells her to give them a try and then let him know how it's working. So she takes the pills home and puts one pill in her husband's Christmas dinner. That night, they make love for one hour. The next day, she's running around thrilled and happy. "Oh, my God. I can't believe how well that worked," she thinks to herself. That night she puts two pills in his food and that night they make love for two hours. The next day, she's even more thrilled, so she dumps all the pills in his food. Two weeks go by without any word from this woman, so Santa decides to give her a call. A little boy answers the phone. Santa says, "Little boy, is your mother home?" "No, she's...who's this?" the little boy asks. "I'm a friend of your mother's and I gave her some pills to help her out a couple of weeks ago. Maybe you know how it's going?" "That was you?!" the little boy says. "Let me tell you -- Mom's dead, sister's pregnant, my ass hurts and Dad's in the attic going, 'Here kitty, kitty, kitty.'

funniness: 8.53

rating: R

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Lina M.

A worried father confronted his daughter one night. "I don't like that new boyfriend, he's rough and common and bloody stupid with it." "Oh no, Daddy," the daughter replied, "Fred's ever so clever, we've only been going out nine weeks and he's cured me of that illness I used to get once a month."

funniness: 8.13

rating: PG-13

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Moe R.

It is near the Christmas break of the school year. The students have turned in all their work and there is really nothing more to do. All the children are restless and the teacher decides to have an early dismissal. Teacher: "Whoever answers the questions I ask, first and correctly can leave early today." Little Johnny says to himself "Good, I want to get outta here. I'm smart and will answer the question." Teacher: "Who said 'Four Score and Seven Years Ago'?" Before Johnny can open his mouth, Susie says, "Abraham Lincoln." Teacher: "That's right Susie, you can go home." Johnny is mad that Susie answered the question first. Teacher: "Who said 'I Have a Dream'?" Before Johnny can open his mouth, Mary says, "Martin Luther King." Teacher: "That's right Mary, you can go." Johnny is even madder than before. Teacher: "Who said 'Ask not, what your country can do for you'?" Before Johnny can open his mouth, Nancy says, "John F. Kennedy." Teacher: "That's right Nancy , you may also leave." Johnny is boiling mad that he has not been able to answer to any of the questions. When the teacher turns her back Johnny says, "I wish these bitches would keep their mouths shut!" The teacher turns around: "NOW WHO SAID THAT?" Johnny: "TIGER WOODS. CAN I GO NOW?"

funniness: 9.58

rating: PG-13

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