Paige B.

Q: Why are black labs more protective of their owners on walks at night than at the day? A: Because everytime they turn around, they're like, "WHAT THE F***?!?!? SOMEONE STOLE MY BODY!!!!!!"

Do not take this as an offense. I have a black lab myself and she is a DUMBASS.

funniness: 3.50

rating: PG