Eddy B.

A drunk man is walking down a road in the night. He has a ciggarrette in his hand when a firefly comes by and flies next to him. "Hey man," The drunk says "Can ya give me some fire for my cigar?" The firefly keeps flying. "Hey man" The drunk says again. "Give me some light will ya?" After a while the firefly turns its light off and flies away. The drunk man gets mad and says "Fuckin' black guys no wonder no one likes 'em"

funniness: 3.29

rating: R