Funny.com. Work in progress... In the meantime, here are 10 random funny stuff for you:

Tyce F.

A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go out and make love for the first time. Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get some condoms. The pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour. He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms and sex. At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family pack. The boy insists on the family pack because he thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and all. That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents house and meets his girlfriend at the door. "Oh, I'm so excited for you to meet my parents, come on in!" The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the girl's parents are seated. The boy quickly offers to say grace and bows his head. A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer, with his head down. 10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy. Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the girlfriend leans over and whispers to the boyfriend, "I had no idea you were this religious." The boy turns, and whispers back, "I had no idea your father was a pharmacist."

funniness: 8.12

rating: PG

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Virginia M.

"Be Very Quiet" A father and son went hunting together for the first time. The father said: "Stay here and be very QUIET. I'll be across the field." A few minutes later the father heard a blood curdling scream and ran Back to his son. "What's wrong?" the father asked. "I told you to be quiet." The boy, bless his heart, answered; "Look, I was quiet when the snake slithered across my feet. I was quiet when the bear breathed down my neck. I didn't move a muscle when the skunk climbed over my shoulder. I closed my eyes and held my breath when the wasp stung me. I didn't cough when I swallowed the gnat. I didn't cuss or scratch when the poison oak started itching. But when the two squirrels crawled up my pant legs and said, Should we eat them here or take them with us?' "Well, I guess I just panicked..............."

funniness: 8.25

rating: PG

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J C.

Their marriage was on the rocks and he began spending most of his time out carousing. One evening he came home quite drunk with a sheep tucked under one arm. As he staggered into the bedroom his wife looked up and demanded, "why the hell did you bring that filthy animal in my house?!" The man drunkenly replied, "Here's the fat pig that I have sex with when you won't put out." His wife snorted and said, "If you weren't so stupid, you'd realize that's a sheep." He said, "If you weren't so stupid, you'd realize I wasn't talking to you."

funniness: 8.57

rating: PG

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James L.

Repeat after me: mega F-LLL-I-C-K-S!!! What did you think you saw?!

Great franchise idea to take on Blockbuster!

funniness: 8.35

rating: PG-13

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Samantha A.

hahahaha scary

funniness: 8.89

rating: G

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Jack J.

Hymn #365 A minister was completing a temperance sermon. With great emphasis he said, 'If I had all the beer in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river.' With even greater emphasis he said, 'And if I had All the wine in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river.' And then finally, shaking his fist in the air, he Said, 'And if I had all the whiskey in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river.' Sermon complete, he sat down. The song leader stood very cautiously and announced With a smile, nearly laughing, 'For our closing song, Let us sing Hymn #365, 'Shall We Gather at the River.' Smile, life is too short not to !!

funniness: 9.26

rating: PG

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L L.

funniness: 9.14

rating: G

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Brayden W.

WTF!!!!!

funniness: 8.79

rating: PG

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Moe R.

funniness: 8.58

rating: PG

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Casey C.

What men would do if they had a vagina for a day 10. Immediately go shopping for zucchini and cucumbers. 9. Squat over a hand-held mirror for an hour and a half. 8. See if they could finally do the splits. 7. See if it's truly possible to launch a ping pong ball 20 feet. 6. Cross their legs without rearranging their crotch. 5. Get picked up in a bar in less than 10 minutes ... BEFORE closing time. 4. Have consecutive multiple orgasms and still be ready for more without sleeping first. 3. Go to the gynecologist for a pelvic exam and ask to have it recorded on video. 2. Sit on the edge of the bed and pray for breasts too. 1. Finally find that GD G-spot.

funniness: 9.20

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