Kim L.

A blonde was weed-eating her yard and accidentally cut off the tail of her cat which was hiding in the grass. She rushed her cat, along with the tail over to WALMART! Why WALMART??? HELLOOOOO! WALMART is the largest retailer in the world!!! GOTCHA!!!

Get it? Re-tailer Took me a while, but low and behold, I'm a blonde :P

funniness: 5.50

rating: PG