john n.

A man walks into his room and catches his wife rubbing Vaseline on her chest. Man: "What in the hell are you doing?" Wife: "I read in a book, that rubbing Vaseline on your chest will make your boobs grow bigger" Man: "Thats not what you should use" Wife: "Oh yeah, then what will work?" Man: "Toilet paper, you've been rubbing that between the crack of your ass for the past 30 years, and look how big thats gotten."

funniness: 6.63

rating: PG-13