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Dear Santa, Here is my christmas list, Cheese, A toy train set, A solar powered hot dog cooker, A unmarked van with no windows, Rope, A Penguin, A large cage, A PS3, A small leather thong, A playdough fun factory, Handcuffs, A police uniform, A rocket, A sun-dess, and a bike. Thanks again. Love, (In an(mostly)un-homosexual way) y) Jimberly (I'm only half way done with the surgeries)

Ho Ho Ho!

funniness: 2.70

rating: PG-13