Moe R.

> An Honest Reaction - On our 25th anniversary, my husband took me out to dinner... Our college-age daughters said they'd have dessert waiting for us when we returned. When we arrived home, we saw that the dining room table was beautifully set with china, crystal and candles, and there was a note which read: "Your dessert is in the refrigerator. ... We are staying with friends, so go ahead and do something we wouldn't do!" My husband turned to me and said, "I suppose we could vacuum." Q: Where can women over the age of 60 find young, sexy men, who are interested in them? A: Try a bookstore under fiction. Q: What can a man do while his wife is going through menopause? A: Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can finish the basement. When you are done you will have a place to live. Q: How can you increase the heart rate of your 60+ year old husband? A: Tell him you're pregnant. Q: How can you avoid spotting a wrinkle every time you walk by a mirror? A: The next time you're in front of a mirror, take off your glasses. Q: Why should 60+ year old people use valet parking? A: Valets don't forget where they park your car. Q: Is it common for 60+ year olds to have problems with short term memory storage? A: Storing memory is not a problem, retrieving it is a problem. Q: As people age, do they sleep more soundly? A: Yes, but usually in the afternoon. Q: Where do 60+ year olds look for fashionable glasses? A: Their foreheads. Q: What is the most common remark made by 60+ year olds when they enter antique stores? A: 'I remember these!'

funniness: 6.86

rating: PG