chris s.

There were three guys who died and went to hell. The devil goes I am gonna put you in a room with your depest desires for 10,000 years. The first guy's desire was alcohol. So the devil put him in a room filled with all of it he could drink. The second guy's desire was women. So the devil stuck him in a room filled with very attractive women. The third guy's desire was pot. So the devil stuck him in a room filled with pot. He locks the doors and comes back in 10,000 years. The first guy came out and all the bottles were empty and he said best time of my life. The second guy comes out and says it was the very best time of his life. The third guy however...came out and was crying. Devil: What's wrong? Man: You didn't give me anything to light it with.

funniness: 6.23

rating: PG-13