Emily P.

We were watching Lord of the Rings once, and we were at a scene of a battle. There were elves fighting alongside the men. Then the director wanted to make a point of this certain elf dying, so that was what was on the screen - an elf dying. After we saw the elf die, I said,"Well, he won't be making any more Keebler cookies!"

He might have been an important person in the cookie industries!

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