Paige B.

Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?" A:A crazy person. Who was the first person to say "See that chicken there....I'm gonna eat the next thing that comes outta it's butt." A:A crazy person Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat? Because the people that make them are crazy. Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer? A:Because you need a light to see through the crazy fridge, but the freezer isn't crazy. If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him? The person that wrote crazy. Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane? It depends, Are either the corpse or the driver crazy? If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat? Because it would end the series. And he's crazy. Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is? Because they are crazy.And they have to poop. It would be there butt. Why does your OB-GYN leave the room when you get undressed if they are going to look up there anyway? CRAAAAZY! Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs! Goofy can talk! And he's crazy. What do you call male ballerinas? Ballerinos. Can blind people see their dreams? Do they dream?? It is in there minds. Of course they see it. If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that Acme crap, why didn't he just buy dinner? He is angry at the roadrunner. He wants the roadrunner for dinner! If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? We all know the answer to that one. If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from? Crazy babies. If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons? NO. But it does come from crazy morons. Isn't Disney World just a people trap operated by a mouse? YES. A crazy mouse. Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune? Cuz they rock. And twinkle. Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup? Maybe? If there moms read it to them. Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your ass? Cuz they rock. Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him on a car ride, he can't wait to stick his head out the window into the wind? That's because dogs are craZY. Does pushing the elevator button more than once make it arrive faster? No. Not unless you are crazy.

Hi. I wrote this.

funniness: 3.00

rating: PG