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Johnny goes to confession and says, "Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose woman." The priest ask, "Is that you, little Johnny Babineaux? "Yes, Father it is." "And who was the woman you were with?" Johnny says, "I can't tell you, Father. I don't want to ruin her reputation." "Well, Johnny, I'm sure to find out her name sooner or later, so you may as well tell me now. Was it Tina Comeaux?" "I cannot say." "Was it Teresa Thibodeaux?" "I'll never tell." "Was it Nina Olivier?" "I'm sorry but I cannot name her." "Was it Cathy Prejean?" "My lips are sealed." "Was it Rosa Prudhomme, then?" "Please, Father," Johnny pleaded, "I cannot tell you." The priest sighs in frustration. "You're very tight lipped, Johnny Babineaux and I admire that. But you've sinned and have to atone. You cannot attend church services for 4 months. Now you go and behave yourself." Johnny walks back to his pew, and his friend Jack slides over and whispers, "What'd you get?" Johnny replies, "Four months vacation and five good leads..."

funniness: 8.28

rating: G

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Moe R.

Dying of Lung Cancer A man takes his father to the doctor. At the office, the doctor tells the old man, "I'm sorry, sir, but you have lung cancer. You'll be dead in a year." On the way home, the old man turns to his grief-stricken son and says, "Quit all that cryin'! I'm not depressed. I've lived 75 great years. How 'bout you and me go to my favorite bar and have a couple beers with my friends?" So while the guys are having their beers, the old man breaks the news to his friends. "Fellas," he says, "I'll be dead in a year 'cause I got AIDS." On the way home, his son asks, "Dad, why did you lie to your friends?" His dad replies, "'Cause when I die, I don't want them trying to fuck your mother!"

funniness: 8.39

rating: PG

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Moe R.

Wives Two guys are shopping in a supermarket when their carts collide. One says to the other, I'm sorry, I was looking for my wife. What a coincidence. So am I, and I'm getting a little desperate, says the other man. Well, maybe I can help you. What does your wife look like? She's tall, with long hair, long legs, firm boobs, and a tight ass. What does your wife look like? Oh, never mind. Let's look for yours!

funniness: 8.30

rating: PG-13

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Moe R.

Mental Hospital Ron and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital. One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Ron suddenly jumped into the deep end. He sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed there. Edna promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom and pulled Ron out. When the Head Nurse Director became aware of Edna's heroic act, she immediately ordered her to be discharged from the hospital, as she now considered her to be mentally stable. When she went to tell Edna the news she said, 'Edna, I have good news and bad news. The good news is you're being discharged; since you were able to rationally respond to a crisis by jumping in and saving the life of another patient, I have concluded that your act displays sound mindedness. The bad news is, Ron, the patient you saved, hung himself in the bathroom with his bathrobe belt right after you saved him. I am so sorry, but he's dead.' Edna replied, 'He didn't hang himself, I put him there to dry. How soon can I go home?'

funniness: 8.89

rating: PG

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Moe R.

funniness: 9.73

rating: PG-13

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Vasiliy O.

funniness: 8.50

rating: G

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Paul Z.

funniness: 9.29

rating: PG

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cory b.

funniness: 9.73

rating: PG-13

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Moe R.

funniness: 9.32

rating: PG

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Moe R.

funniness: 9.60

rating: R

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